Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i’m currently going ape shit
I’m 72% water 200% emo
Howdy nerds its the big dick robot whoo loves to party
Listen shithead. I used to think you were funny. Til i found out you watched an anime and pumped your stump to it. You better unfollow me or i swear to god I will tell my dad. He works at runescape and i know you dont want that kind of heat on your…
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind